Friggin' high-low. More like GO KILL YOURSELF

Oh dang, when did the layout change? I haven't been gone for THAT long...
Okay so after creeping on all of the prom pictures from last week and this week, I have begun to notice a horrible trend: high-low dresses.

Like what.

First of all, one of the main reasons you wear a long dress is so you don't have to shave your legs up that high. LET'S BE HONEST, HERE. Who actually shaves in the winter when all you wear are layers upon layers of clothing? Not this girl. Secondly, the only thing that comes to mind when I see a high-low anything is a mullet. You know those old 80's haircuts that we now shudder to think about? Yeah, those. But in the form of clothing. You want a short dress? Wear a short dress. You want a long dress? Wear a long dress. You want a medium length dress? Wear a medium length dress. Can't decide? TOO BAD. You didn't see Goldilocks looking for a bowl of porridge that was hot on one half of the bowl and cold on the other half. Sure, there are some variations that don't make me intensely cringe. The dresses that gradually go from short to long are ALL RIGHT. Not awesome, since the concept is still the same, but I can tolerate it...a little bit. But there are some dresses that look like you wore a short dress. Then wore a cape. Around your waist. To prom.

No.
No.
No.
Absolutely not.

I have also seen another trend with this year's dresses. Sure not as many people wore this kind of dress, but there were still a few. It's like a short dress with a sheer cape all around the waist. If the sheer material was opaque, it would be a normal long dress. But it's sheer.

Sheer.


You basically ruined the dress.
The dress is like a bowl of cold porridge that has been warmed in the microwave so it's hot. But the microwave didn't heat it properly and some parts are cold while others are blasting hot.
Yeah. Not pleasant.

On a happier note, I discovered that the word 'mushroom' can be used as a verb.
Carol's feelings of hate for all things high-low mushroomed until she internally combusted. (Chrome says "combusted" is not a word? Interesting.)

You'll be happy to know that I'm working on a little story that I'll post on my blog sometime in the next few weeks (I hope). I was going to post it for this week's blog, but I haven't finished it, and I needed to squeeze in another post before 11:59 :)
I might just make a list of things to rant about and put it in a bowl and randomly choose a few to talk about each week....Hm....

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